Acelga or Swiss Chard... no matter what you call it people are running from me!!

Swiss Chard the gift that just keeps on gifting..this is the smallest of my plants.. 

My friends are running when they see me for fear I will gift them with more Chard... I started calling it Acelga.. the spanish word for this plant on steroids!!  Then I ask them if they wanted Swiss Chard.. that only works once.. .. Sigh.. Acelga anyone?.. and wait till the tomatoes start!!!  Not to mention the squash..